Waiter, there's a _________in my soup

[Cobalt]

Can I plug up my iPad?

Waiter, there's a sentient and rather friendly sea monster in my soup!

[Snakeh]

What's wrong with her. :/

Waiter, there's a Pokemon Gijinka forum that I made in my soup!

[Cobalt]

Well don't just let it get all soggy, give me the link!

Waiter, there's a dead owlet in my soup.

[Lem]

No, no, it's not dead, it's just... Sleeping. Yeah. Don't try to wake it up though, it's a deep sleeper. But it's fiiiiine, don't worry, it's totally not dead.

Waiter, there's an accurate feathery velociraptor in my soup!

[Snakeh]

GIMME

Waiter.. there's a... there's a cat that just caught a mouse in my soup. :/

[Leah]

so was the cat in the soup before or after i gave it to you?

Waiter there's a gay meme in my soup

[Snakeh]

That comes free with your meal. Everyone loves gay memes.

WAITER THERE'S MY OWN INACTIVITY IN THIS SOUP

[Leah]

Well, you should come to this restaurant more often!

Waiter, there's a lonely Leah in the chatbox in my soup!

[Snakeh]

don't worry bby i'll be there 4 u <3

WAITER THERE IS A DROWNING ME IN MY SOUP