Waiter, there's a _________in my soup

[Snakeh]

Deal with it

Waiter, there's a Cobalt in my soup! GET IT OUT D:

[jetstream]

A wild Cobalt appeared. What will you do? *Throws master ball* HAha! You can't catch Cobalt with a master ball! A master ball is no where near a great enough pokeball to catch the legendary Cobalt! Wild Cobalt vanished...

Waiter, there's a sofa in my soup.

[Leah]

You ordered Snake Leather Soup, didn't you?

Waiter, there's an obscure Doctor Who reference in my soup.

[jetstream]

Sorry, that must have fallen out of my fez- not sure why I put stuff there in the first place, although it does appear to be bigger on the inside.

Waiter, there's a zebra in my soup!

[Cobalt]

Quick, ask it whether it has white stripes on black or black stripes on white!


Waiter, there's an obscene amount of new posts in my soup!

[Lem]

Sorry about that, we dropped a lemon into the soup and it just wouldn't shut up.

Waiter, there's an entire family of four in my soup!

[Snakeh]

You said you wanted the family size.

Waiter, there's a dog in my soup! D:

[jetstream]

Don't worry, that's just a dog shaped potato chunk. Our chef likes to get creative.

Waiter, there is a magicarp in my soup.

[Snakeh]

Suck it up, it's only a useless fish pokemon and OH MY GOD IT TURNED INTO A GYRADOS RUN

Waiter, there's a seductive cat in my soup.

[Cobalt]

But don't you know that the Seductive Cat™ enhances every soup, filling it with flavor and glorious red outlines?

Waiter, there's a disembodied belly button in my soup!

[Snakeh]

Huh? Oops, sorry, wrong order I think.

Waiter, there's an Annoying Orange™ in my soup!

[Leah]

Hey, hey soup! ...spoon.

Waiter, there's a video advertisement in my soup!

[Echo]

Oops, dropped my internet device in your soup, I was on youtube
annoying ads

Waiter, there's a zombie in my soup!

[Cobalt]

Well, that's what you get for choosing the one with brains in it.

Waiter, there's gillyweed in my soup!

[Snakeh]

No, that's just seaweed from the sushi we put in it.

Waiter, there's a Pokemon game in my soup!