Waiter, there's a _________in my soup

[Leah]

Why is it still in your soup? GET IT OUT AND PLAY IT YOU FOOL

Waiter there's a Neopet in my soup!

[Snakeh]

What, you got something against Neopets?

Waiter, there's an unfinished TitClan thread in my soup!

[Leah]

Well then tell the mods to finish - oh, wait.

Waiter, there's an obvious April Fool's Joke in my soup!

[Leah]

April Fools

Waiter there's a Physics Teacher in my soup

[Snakeh]

You can keep it.

Waiter, there's a dad in my soup who just grounded me!

[jetstream]

Woops- sorry- that guy likes to hang around and ground people for some reason...

Waiter, there's a Sburb disk in my soup!

[Leah]

Well we might as well play it otherwise we're all gonna die! Isn't that how it works? Confusing time shenanigans, right? We have no choice? Someone's gonna play it anyway!

Waiter, there's a Time Paradox in my soup!

[Osprey]

Well you did order a timey-wimey soup.


Waiter, there's Steve Moffat in my soup!

[Leah]

You did ask for plot holes and sexism in your soup, ma'am.

Waiter, there's a dragon in my soup!

[Lem]

SOUP CAN NOT BURN A DRAGON.

Waiter, there's a SWARM OF ANGRY BEES in my soup!

[Osprey]

I'm terribly sorry, but they're quite angry over the usage of honey in our soup that they are planning to sue the human race.

Waiter, there's Jean Valjean in my soup!

[Snakeh]

Who?

Waiter, there's a nothing-new in my soup. ;-;

[Leah]

Haha, yeah. It's. um. Three days old.



Waiter, there's a

HOENN CONFIRMED

in my soup

....
........
............

*Trumpet Noises*

[Snakeh]

OH MY GOD REALLY?! CAN I HAS IT?!

Waiter, there's another forum in my soup.

[Leah]

an otHER forUM ????????? impos SIBle ,,,,,,,,,,

Waiter, there's a sister using a computer usb port to charge her smart phone in my soup