One sentence story

[Leah]

At that very moment, every single living being in existence was confused for no known reason.

[jetstream]

Then everyone became even more confused as Firestar stepped in and renamed everyone with ridiculous names.

[Snakeh]

A little girl was suddenly named Tomorrowbanana.

[Leah]

And then a rabid escaped zoo monkey ate her face.

[Lem]

Tomorrowbanana was rushed to the hospital, her life saved, but now with a thirst for revenge, she vowed to one day hunt down every single monkey in the world, and do to them what they had done to her.

[Leah]

Meanwhile, many people waited in an office building; the man was still late for his meeting.

[Osprey]

While the people in office building waited, an axolotl-dragon hybrid was destroying the city.

[Leah]

A mysterious unnamed girl and her mysterious unnamed grey-skinned deer-horned absolute complete friggin NERD friend decided to investigate.

[Snakeh]

They were terrible detectives and the girl got eaten.

[Leah]

On the other side of the planet, a girl who could be using her time constructively is sitting in front of her computer wasting time blogging on Tumblr dot com and raising virtual dragons.

[Snakeh]

And then her computer exploded into her mother who telling her to go outside and get some exercise and fresh air and all that scary Outernet stuff.

[Leah]

And then said girl was really bored and decided to play a bunch of forum games and even make some new ones cuz that's obviously the thing to do when you're bored.

[Snakeh]

Her mother got angry and exploded, but she turned into an awesome laptop so the girl wasn't sad at all.

[Osprey]

When the girl turned to open the laptop up she was suddenly transformed into a really hot demon with eight legs.

[Cobalt]

Eight large eggs dropped from nowhere and began to fry on her glorious hot demon legs.