Post by victorystars on Jan 26, 2013 22:06:47 GMT -5
Sulkydance- Sulkydance is Bluestar, if she was renamed for being a useless Mopeblob during Bluestar's prophecy. It suits her better, and Sullkystar suits her, too.
HAREWATER IS A SMALL FLUFFY CAT THAT LOOKS LIKE A BUNNY FOR NO GOOD REASON AND SOME CATS EVEN TRY TO EAT HER BECAUSE THEY THINK SHE IS A RABBIT ALTHOUGH SHE IS ACTUALLY NAMED AFTER HARES ALTHOUGH THEY HAVE NO RELATION AND HER SUFFIX WAS EARNED BECAUSE SHE DRINKS WATER EVERY DAY
Post by Sprucetail on Jan 26, 2013 22:10:17 GMT -5
Broadcramp- Broadcramp is a she-cat who, after her first litter, started noticing broad cramps every month for a week in her lower abdomen. Even though every she-cat in her clan gets these, her leader was a butthole and named her for it.
Littrout is a blackc at and he used to be named nightpaw but theesn he was fishn and a truot jumped into hus mouth and cuaght on fiyah cause he was so awsum and after he but it out he got renamed littorut and now he wears the asme trout as a necklace all the time
Littrout is a blackc at and he used to be named nightpaw but theesn he was fishn and a truot jumped into hus mouth and cuaght on fiyah cause he was so awsum and after he but it out he got renamed littorut and now he wears the asme trout as a necklace all the time
i gagged on chips laughing as i read this, holy cow cobalt...
Ouncebrain is such a f*cking moron that when he wsa brn his pyschic mother knew we was gona be stupid so she name him ouncekit and with her evil mother powers foced the leader to name him ouncebrain because he's a idiot lol
Post by Sprucetail on Jan 26, 2013 22:43:04 GMT -5
Yewrear- This cat was appropriately named by its mother. But at his warrior ceremony, he had some yew leaves on his butt. His jerk of a leader named him Yewrear. The end.
Last Edit: Jan 26, 2013 22:43:48 GMT -5 by Sprucetail
Poisonedswan- as kitten Poisonedswan was poisoned by an evil cat, becuase he knew that she would be 'da chosen one' and her jerk of mother named her Poisonedkit before she died, but she was brought back to life, because she's the da Chosen One. She was named after her power to turn into poisonous swan and then she met Scourge and they had many gillizion babies and moved to Australia. The End
Twistpurr: Twistpurr was named originally named Firekit but when he was going to be made into a warrior the leader found out that he had a twisted purr. So the jerk of a leader he had named him Twistpurr. Twistpurr now lives in the elders den. ZE END
Pokeyrear - he sat on a porcupine and the medicine cat was too timid to yank out the quills.
Okay, too easy.
Livingbite - all his littermates were stillborn so his momma named him Livingkit, and his leader didn't know what he was doing and named him for his totally phenomenal bite strength.
Um, one more.
Blistertongue - ow.
Um, one more...
Fastcope - Tinypaw's parents and all his siblings and family died but he was only sad for an hour for each of them and his leader was like WOAHZ and renamed him Fastcope.
I could do this all night.
Purrsea - he was a kittypet who joined the Clan and his name was Percy. When he told the leader that they were just kind of "well that works" and now he's Purrsea.
Robinnest - invasion of the one-part namers.
Halfbest - Birchcloud got a little lazy and his butthead leader (who was actually named Butthead by his former leader and was now Buttstar and wanted revenge) changed his name to this.
Vinehearer - Russetnose was always having conversations with vines and insisted they spoke to her and everyone thought she was psychic 'cause anything the vines told her came true and she got renamed Vinehearer but she was just joking and she was actually getting prophecies from StarClan in her dreams.
Splashfear This stupid looking cat got called Splashkit by his mother because she was stupid enough to drop him in the water so not only did she name him after the splash that happened but this cat ended up being pretty stupid which was probably hereditary. He is now afraid of any splashing and has a heart attack whenever he sees one.
Coyotelimp - he was named coyote because a coyote tried to eat him and he got a limp cause his left hind leg was eaten off and now he's known as Coyotelimp.
Colthover - he was stepped on by a colt and Buttstar named him Colthover because the colt looked like it was hovering before it stepped on him.
Ocelotkill - she killed an ocelot.
Dripmane - whenever he gets wet, his mane drips and Buttstar named him Dripmane out of sheer stupidness.
Thickethedge - he got stuck in a thicket and looked like a hedge and so Buttstar named him Thickethedge.
Elderscorch - he burned the elders by blocking them from getting out of their den when it caught on fire.
Pinedim - he was appropriately named Pinekit by his mother but Buttstar noticed he was an idiot and so named him Pinedim.
Maskcast - he has a mark on his face and it looks like it's made of a cast.
Dustgut - Um.
Havenbest - Buttstar couldn't find anything wrong with him and so decided to make fun of his perfectness.
Ancienthoney - she ate some honey out of an ancient bee hive.
Risingjay - the first thing she ever saw was a jay rising in the air.
Reedbrook - he fell into a brook with a lot of reeds around it as a kit.
Sharknose - his nose was bitten by a shark.
Mintthief - she stole all the catmint from a different clan.
Junipergoose - he ate some juniper and then he transformed into a goose.
Hisspierce - in battle he once hissed at an enemy but then his hiss box was pierced and now he can't hiss and Buttstar named him for it.
Lungdim - he has trouble breathing. he's in starclan now.
Scorpionhearer - she can hear when scorpion's are around.
Coyotelimp - he was named coyote because a coyote tried to eat him and he got a limp cause his left hind leg was eaten off and now he's known as Coyotelimp.
Colthover - he was stepped on by a colt and Buttstar named him Colthover because the colt looked like it was hovering before it stepped on him.
Ocelotkill - she killed an ocelot.
Dripmane - whenever he gets wet, his mane drips and Buttstar named him Dripmane out of sheer stupidness.
Thickethedge - he got stuck in a thicket and looked like a hedge and so Buttstar named him Thickethedge.
Elderscorch - he burned the elders by blocking them from getting out of their den when it caught on fire.
Pinedim - he was appropriately named Pinekit by his mother but Buttstar noticed he was an idiot and so named him Pinedim.
Maskcast - he has a mark on his face and it looks like it's made of a cast.
Dustgut - Um.
Havenbest - Buttstar couldn't find anything wrong with him and so decided to make fun of his perfectness.
Ancienthoney - she ate some honey out of an ancient bee hive.
Risingjay - the first thing she ever saw was a jay rising in the air.
Reedbrook - he fell into a brook with a lot of reeds around it as a kit.
Sharknose - his nose was bitten by a shark.
Mintthief - she stole all the catmint from a different clan.
Junipergoose - he ate some juniper and then he transformed into a goose.
Hisspierce - in battle he once hissed at an enemy but then his hiss box was pierced and now he can't hiss and Buttstar named him for it.
Lungdim - he has trouble breathing. he's in starclan now.
Scorpionhearer - she can hear when scorpion's are around.
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