Your left index finger has become a laser

[jetstream]

It just fired, what damage did it cause?

If you're not understanding, then look at your left index finger- NO! NO! Don't point it at your head! It's a laser!
Now that we're calmed down, where is it pointing? Wherever it's pointing, a laser just shot out of it in that direction- what did it hit?

There goes my computer- it just exploded.

[victorystars]

I was scratching my shoulder.
Umm..Well. Son of a-

[celestialsquared]

I was playing with my hair.
So I guess I'm dead...?

[Cobalt]

Guh. Straight through my ovary.

[Sprucetail]

Right through my brain. Ow...

[Leah]

It damaged my neck
No, index finger, you are not a vampire.

[jetstream]

I just made a giant hole in the floor... and I no longer have a left foot

[Osprey]

Eck, I just shot giant hole in the wall and probably hit the toliet.

[Mistystar]

I shot my iPad cover. Oops.

[jetstream]

...there goes my right foot...

I now have no feet

[Osprey]

I shot another wall again.

[Leah]

I shot my left ctrl key.
CCCCRRRRAAAAPPPP

[Mistystar]

there goes my stomach

[jetstream]

lost some of my hair and shot a hole through my water bottle

[Leah]

I just shot a hole through my bed
How am I supposed to sleep